Whatever you give a woman.....

Que_66 · 09-15-2008, 05:56 PM

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her crap.............
You will receive more s*** than any one human can handle.

I received this and thought it was appropriate to share.

TedKoppelspegleg · 09-15-2008, 06:01 PM

aint that thruth

GFH · 09-15-2008, 06:08 PM

that it 'tis

RagingBull666 · 09-15-2008, 06:44 PM

This is so right cuz no matter how much money you give her she always wants more!!

Give her $1, she'll ask for $10, give her $10, she'll ask for $20, so on and so on. This is of course squared for each daughter you have. In my case I have two daughters and one wife so it's all cubed!! $10 to the third power and it sucks!!

However, this theory is flawed cuz if you give her sex she doesn't want more. WTF??

Que_66 · 09-15-2008, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by RagingBull666

This is so right cuz no matter how much money you give her she always wants more!!

Give her $1, she'll ask for $10, give her $10, she'll ask for $20, so on and so on. This is of course squared for each daughter you have. In my case I have two daughters and one wife so it's all cubed!! $10 to the third power and it sucks!!

However, this theory is flawed cuz if you give her sex she doesn't want more. WTF??

a few possibilities:
A) You're so damn good she can't handle more.
B) You're so damn bad she can't stand more.
C) Planets are misaligned.
D) She's still pissed cuz you cracked her over the head and drug her back to your cave.

ILIEKFUDE · 09-15-2008, 07:03 PM

lol at RB..
seriously tho, anything you do for or give to a GOOD woman who you care about can be considered a valuable investment in your future.
the statement "behind every good man is a great woman" is so true.

WonderWoman · 09-16-2008, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ILIEKFUDE

lol at RB..
seriously tho, anything you do for or give to a GOOD woman who you care about can be considered a valuable investment in your future.
the statement "behind every good man is a great woman" is so true.

Fude, in every post about women or such topics you have a little hidden message. You have got yourself a great woman and obviously value her.

LOL @ RB

and the sex comment.

ILIEKFUDE · 09-16-2008, 08:54 AM

haha is it that obvious? ill try n tone it down, must be getting a bit nauseating lol..

ChuckLee · 09-16-2008, 09:12 AM

If you give a woman your seed, she'll give you a baby.

WonderWoman · 09-16-2008, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ILIEKFUDE

haha is it that obvious? ill try n tone it down, must be getting a bit nauseating lol..

NO no need to tone it down... its actually refreshing to hear. She must feel special to know that you cherish her that much and you voice it. Notice how I made know stick out, lol. Sometimes we don't want this or that, we just need to know how valuable we are to you guys, that could make a world of difference in how much you get in return, it will definitely be greater

I think Men complain that they can never figure us women out, but sometimes I think they just don't try hard enough lol.

WonderWoman · 09-16-2008, 10:25 AM

BTW when in doubt guys.... chocolate does the trick, lol...

Mr.Meat · 09-16-2008, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by RagingBull666

However, this theory is flawed cuz if you give her sex she doesn't want more. WTF??

Maybe you're just too big for her?

olivia o'lovely · 09-16-2008, 11:27 AM

RagingBull666 · 09-16-2008, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Meat

Maybe you're just too big for her?

Well the mere physics of missionary defy logic. I'm at 315 lbs. and she's 130 lbs. She is really starting to prefer the top!! LOL!! Ride a Bull............ it's good for you!!

tytan · 09-16-2008, 03:13 PM

Preach on..........

Tweak · 09-16-2008, 04:15 PM

lol @ RB

Que_66 · 09-16-2008, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by RagingBull666

Well the mere physics of missionary defy logic. I'm at 315 lbs. and she's 130 lbs. She is rea

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