Funny

bigdamray · 07-03-2008, 02:27 PM

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from re-occurring, she could go to the drug store and get some Nair hair remover and rub it in the ears of the dog once a month.

The lady went to the drug store and got some Nair hair remover. At the register, the druggist told her, 'If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days.'

The lady said, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'

The druggist said, 'If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days.'

The lady said, 'I'm not using it on my legs either; and if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.'

The druggist said, 'Well then in that case, stay off your bicycle for a week.'

MR. BMJ · 07-03-2008, 02:28 PM

Thoxi · 07-03-2008, 02:55 PM

Horrible.

sassy69 · 07-03-2008, 03:09 PM

*groan*

bigdamray · 07-03-2008, 03:11 PM

WOW, tough crowd.

Tweak · 07-03-2008, 03:11 PM

FAIL.

RagingBull666 · 07-03-2008, 03:30 PM

That SUCKED!!

bigdamray · 07-03-2008, 03:45 PM

Well, at least BMJ gave me a pity laugh!!

Horse95 · 07-05-2008, 02:17 AM

Why is Big Dum Ray's remedy to everything up the dose? And he's a moderator? How does it feel to have the testosterone level of a girl who is in her teens.

MR. BMJ · 07-05-2008, 02:47 AM

Horse......You are BANNED!!!

Hidngod · 07-05-2008, 07:34 AM

Boy, he was on a roll last night.

07-03-2008, 02:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
bigdamray Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: North Richland Hills, Texas Posts: 6,541 Rep Power: 113588	Funny My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from re-occurring, she could go to the drug store and get some Nair hair remover and rub it in the ears of the dog once a month. The lady went to the drug store and got some Nair hair remover. At the register, the druggist told her, 'If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days.' The lady said, 'I'm not using it under my arms.' The druggist said, 'If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days.' The lady said, 'I'm not using it on my legs either; and if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.' The druggist said, 'Well then in that case, stay off your bicycle for a week.' __________________

07-03-2008, 02:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
MR. BMJ EXECUTIVE MODERATOR Join Date: Feb 2000 Posts: 9,116 Rep Power: 137164	__________________ "No researcher has made a human bigger than a dumb-shit bodybuilder."---Dan Duchaine (12/18/97) BMJ...aka...."SPANKY"

07-03-2008, 03:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
bigdamray Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: North Richland Hills, Texas Posts: 6,541 Rep Power: 113588	WOW, tough crowd. __________________

07-03-2008, 03:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tweak Protein whey scented Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Banana phone Posts: 3,505 Rep Power: 206063	FAIL. __________________ Tweak's Training Log

07-03-2008, 03:30 PM	#7 (permalink)
RagingBull666 I AM the Alpha Male Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Peoria, AZ Posts: 1,052 Rep Power: 103199	That SUCKED!! __________________ That which does not kill us makes us STRONGER - Friedrich Nietzsche http://www.prowriststraps.com/store http://www.prowriststraps.com/jr_bol...n_powerlifting www.azapf.com "So what we'll be calling on is blunt force trauma. Let's start building some hurtin bombs." Rocky Try not Do or do not There is no try Yoda

07-03-2008, 02:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
Thoxi AF Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 73 Rep Power: 1708	Horrible.

07-03-2008, 03:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
sassy69 Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 6,535 Rep Power: 110496	groan

07-03-2008, 03:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
bigdamray Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: North Richland Hills, Texas Posts: 6,541 Rep Power: 113588	Well, at least BMJ gave me a pity laugh!! __________________

07-05-2008, 02:17 AM	#9 (permalink)
Horse95 Banned Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 96 Rep Power: 0	Why is Big Dum Ray's remedy to everything up the dose? And he's a moderator? How does it feel to have the testosterone level of a girl who is in her teens.

07-05-2008, 02:47 AM	#10 (permalink)
MR. BMJ EXECUTIVE MODERATOR Join Date: Feb 2000 Posts: 9,116 Rep Power: 137164	Horse......You are BANNED!!! __________________ "No researcher has made a human bigger than a dumb-shit bodybuilder."---Dan Duchaine (12/18/97) BMJ...aka...."SPANKY"

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