Trains, Trains................... Joke

RagingBull666 · 07-03-2008, 12:52 PM

Boys and their trains

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-yesar-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All you bastards who want off, get the fuck off now cause we're in a hurry! And all of you bastards that are getting on, get the fuck on, cause were going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for 2 hours. When you come out, you may play with your train set but I want you to use nice language.

Two hours later, the son came out of the bed room and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was pleasant."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of your luggage under you seat. Remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added...

"For those of you who are pissed off about the 2 hour delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen!!"

bigdamray · 07-03-2008, 01:00 PM

LMAO!!

Immortalis · 07-03-2008, 01:09 PM

HAHAHAHAHA good shit

Ulter · 07-03-2008, 01:17 PM

Beverly McD. · 07-03-2008, 01:56 PM

Pixie · 07-04-2008, 06:57 AM

Of course you'd have a train joke...

solidspine · 07-04-2008, 11:06 AM

Good one

oldlifter50 · 07-04-2008, 05:21 PM

LMAO and I work for a railroad.

07-03-2008, 12:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
RagingBull666 I AM the Alpha Male Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Peoria, AZ Posts: 1,457 Rep Power: 188578	Trains, Trains................... Joke Boys and their trains A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-yesar-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All you bastards who want off, get the fuck off now cause we're in a hurry! And all of you bastards that are getting on, get the fuck on, cause were going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for 2 hours. When you come out, you may play with your train set but I want you to use nice language. Two hours later, the son came out of the bed room and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was pleasant." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of your luggage under you seat. Remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added... "For those of you who are pissed off about the 2 hour delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen!!" __________________ "I'm the head judge BITCH!" BDR, 2008 That which does not kill us makes us STRONGER - Friedrich Nietzsche http://www.prowriststraps.com/store http://www.andersonpowerlifting.com http://www.prowriststraps.com/jr_bol...n_powerlifting www.azapf.com "So what we'll be calling on is blunt force trauma. Let's start building some hurtin bombs." Rocky Try not Do or do not There is no try Yoda

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oldlifter50 Gold Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 924 Rep Power: 35220	LMAO and I work for a railroad. __________________ "The good Lord gave you a body capable of anything, it is the mind you have to convince." Vince Lombardi

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Immortalis The Prophet Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 3,286 Rep Power: 126120	HAHAHAHAHA good shit

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Pixie Gold Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 1,024 Rep Power: 122331	Of course you'd have a train joke...

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solidspine Retired Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,622 Rep Power: 0	Good one

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