umm...wtf?

C. Smith · 03-12-2008, 10:52 AM

Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet

The Associated Press

WICHITA | A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend’s bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday.

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself,” Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.

Authorities planned to present their report to the county attorney later Wednesday to see if any charges should be filed against her 36-year-old boyfriend, Whipple said.

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that the boyfriend never explained why it took him two years to call.

He said the boyfriend had brought the woman food and water during the two years and told investigators he asked her daily to come out of the bathroom.

“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,’ ” Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. Her legs looked like they had atrophied, he said.

“She was sitting on the toilet and was somewhat disoriented,” Whipple said. “She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave.”

She refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out. She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was developmentally disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

A neighbor, James Ellis, told The Associated Press that he had known the woman since she was a child but said he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up.

“It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said of the bathroom incident. “What surprises me is somebody wasn’t called in a bit earlier.”

At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

The case has been the buzz of this western Kansas town.

“I don’t think anybody can make any sense out of it,” Ellis said.

ILIEKFUDE · 03-12-2008, 10:55 AM

geez... duno what else to say about that.

WonderWoman · 03-12-2008, 10:56 AM

bizarro... hmmmmm!

trivial · 03-12-2008, 10:59 AM

w....t....f....

MR. BMJ · 03-12-2008, 11:29 AM

You couldn't even think up something like this for a story....wtf

BMJ

sassy69 · 03-12-2008, 11:34 AM

Wow..... I can't even imagine what led to that...

ILIEKFUDE · 03-12-2008, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by sassy69

Wow..... I can't even imagine what led to that...

Musta been one helluva buffet slaying?

richd328 · 03-12-2008, 12:00 PM

outstanding !!!!

GTLifter · 03-12-2008, 12:02 PM

wow...that's like those people who are so fat they can't get up yet people still bring them food...

edit: I just reread this and realized how stupid it sounds....I had a brain fart...

bigsix · 03-12-2008, 01:28 PM

Uhhhhh....

Ulter · 03-12-2008, 04:44 PM

She must have taken the brown acid.

TrenAman · 03-12-2008, 04:46 PM

maybe she ate @ Pancho's Mexican Buffet a few years back...

Mackman · 03-12-2008, 04:48 PM

That or too many Krystal burgers.

ILIEKFUDE · 03-12-2008, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mackman

That or too many Krystal burgers.

krystal burger .. lol what a fuckin pit.
good luck getting thru the flies to pick up yr burger.
are they anywhere besides florida? are they even still in business? the only time i ever ate there i actually threw up in the bathroom mid-meal simply from the appearance / ambience of the establishment and the condition of the people working there.

sassy69 · 03-12-2008, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILIEKFUDE

krystal burger .. lol what a fuckin pit.
good luck getting thru the flies to pick up yr burger.
are they anywhere besides florida? are they even still in business? the only time i ever ate there i actually threw up in the bathroom mid-meal simply from the appearance / ambience of the establishment and the condition of the people working there.

All over Atlanta, right next to the 10,000 Huddle Houses, Waffle Houses and other assorted "restaurant wannabes"... Can you say "Greee-its"?

Sarge · 03-13-2008, 02:25 PM

i don't even want to know what it looked like,

Imagine not wiping yourself properly for 2 years...

OMGWTFBBQ like Whoa

BIGBUCK$ · 03-13-2008, 02:37 PM

weirdos

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C. Smith Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Dayton, Oh Posts: 605 Rep Power: 17390	umm...wtf? Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet The Associated Press WICHITA \| A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend’s bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday. “She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself,” Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat. Authorities planned to present their report to the county attorney later Wednesday to see if any charges should be filed against her 36-year-old boyfriend, Whipple said. The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that the boyfriend never explained why it took him two years to call. He said the boyfriend had brought the woman food and water during the two years and told investigators he asked her daily to come out of the bathroom. “And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,’ ” Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.” Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. Her legs looked like they had atrophied, he said. “She was sitting on the toilet and was somewhat disoriented,” Whipple said. “She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave.” She refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out. She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators. Authorities said they did not know if she was developmentally disabled. Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number. A neighbor, James Ellis, told The Associated Press that he had known the woman since she was a child but said he had not seen her for at least six years. He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. “It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said of the bathroom incident. “What surprises me is somebody wasn’t called in a bit earlier.” At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there. The case has been the buzz of this western Kansas town. “I don’t think anybody can make any sense out of it,” Ellis said. __________________ Kiltedthrower.com Kiltedthrower Videos 3107

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