View Full Version : GQ Magazine: Bush’s Missing Year
Stud Diesel
07-27-2004, 11:54 AM
I wish I could find it online to reprint it for you guys. Anyway, just take my word for it; the latest issue of GQ magazine features a hilarious spoof investigation about George W. Bush's whereabouts during his stint in the Texas Air National Guard. I don’t want to spoil it for you all—just trust me, it is very entertaining. Read it.
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archive_Flash
07-27-2004, 06:38 PM
I heard he was in Asia studying Buddhism.
Thats how he learned tolerance.
-'Go that way. Really, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.'
GymRatNYC
07-28-2004, 06:36 AM
The article is actually online:
BUSH: THE MISSING YEARS By Jason Gay (http://us.gq.com/features/general/articles/040727feco_02)
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Stud Diesel
07-29-2004, 11:45 AM
Great, thanks! I can’t read past page 7 though. http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
Favorite Paragraphs:<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>"There is a song on that album called 'All Down the Line,' " one former FBI agent recalled. "Nixon listened to it a thousand times. You know that part, We're gonna bust another bottle, yeah / Well you can't say yes, and you can't say no / Just be right there when the whistle blows—he'd hear that and go completely batshit."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>CLYDE—
STONES NOT SPIES. THEY ARE
NARCOTICS FIENDS. THE OTHER
MORNING I SAW SUBJECT (K.
RICHARDS) MAKE WATER PIPE
(BONG) OUT OF REVERB PEDAL.
W.
P.S. M. JAGGER SHAVES LEGS.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>The piece was called Cash in Darkness. Cheney stood in a darkened room wearing a gray wool suit coat, a white shirt and red tie, light blue boxer shorts, and black socks and garters. As a strobe light flashed, he stared straight ahead and recited the following script:
I AM BUSINESS.
I AM ROUND.
I AM FAT.
I AM BUSINESS.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Frango
07-29-2004, 12:17 PM
I would give anything to see Bush blowing the big inflatable dick!
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