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06-07-2004, 10:33 AM
I get strange ideas. To purge myself here seems only right. I've decided to start a thread with all my odd thoughts. What makes them funny is that Im serious.
June 7:
I think bill collectors would do better calling with words flavored of sweet honey rather than the vile vinegar the seem to seep through the wires of the phone into your poor, forsaken brain.
Erotic Bill Collection.
It would be great. The collectors woulld call with sensual growls of voice. They would discover what your wearing; Tell what they are wearing. They would describe in detail how naughty you are for not paying, and how you would be disciplined. They would purposely call your boss when your at work and ask for you by your nickname. The shame alone would have people paying.
June 7:
I think bill collectors would do better calling with words flavored of sweet honey rather than the vile vinegar the seem to seep through the wires of the phone into your poor, forsaken brain.
Erotic Bill Collection.
It would be great. The collectors woulld call with sensual growls of voice. They would discover what your wearing; Tell what they are wearing. They would describe in detail how naughty you are for not paying, and how you would be disciplined. They would purposely call your boss when your at work and ask for you by your nickname. The shame alone would have people paying.