The Onion

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I am sure a lot of members here have already found The Onion. But for those who haven't it is a parody of the news, kind of like MAD Magazine for adults, and is written in Mad City Wisconsin AKA Madison. Some issues are better than others but it's always worth a trip over there for me when I need a good laugh.

http://www.theonion.com/

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school." -Albert Einstein

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I had forgotten about it. It's funny as hell sometimes.

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"That Which Does Not Kill You Makes You Stronger"

Curious

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Oh dear god yes!

The best story Ive read there to date was this oone about the Pope's senility...

---> Aging Pope... (http://www.theonion.com/onion3505/pope_blesses.html)<---

It from quite a few years ago...

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Monsterland Is (NOT)Open Again!!! (http://68.43.66.69:66/monsterland.htm) (dont say you werent warned...)

"Trying is the first step towards failure."
http://www.bodo.com/simpsons/zhomerb.gif "Well, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is... never try."

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http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4015&n=1

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school." -Albert Einstein

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If I was Kerry I would run the the first ad. I'm being serious.

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http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4017&n=3

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school." -Albert Einstein

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http://www.theonion.com/images/380/image_article2348_160x118.jpg
Cheney Wows Sept. 11
Commission By Drinking
Glass Of Water While Bush Speaks

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school." -Albert Einstein

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> "I kept a positive mental attitude," Foechelman said. "I said 'Yes, I can!' whenever they asked me to do extreme shit, like taking two cocks in my ass at once, or doing an ATM [Ass To Mouth] and gang-bangs. By the time I was actually 18, I had my name on the cover of Butt Fuck Sluts Go Nuts, Vol. 41. I was so psyched to have finally earned myself a reputation!" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think that is my favorite line from the whole article. It just makes me warm and fuzzy inside. And to think, if it weren't for the scum-bag Larry, none of this may have happened. Way to go Larry! http://www.anabolicfitness.net/smileys/banana.gif

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"That Which Does Not Kill You Makes You Stronger"

Curious