Team Monster!! Applicants Selected!!

[Monster]

As you may or may not remeber, I was looking for midgets to be my gym assistants (-->Midget Post (http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/2/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=702093973&f=1713051557&m=26810083) <--). Well, there were a lot of great applicants, but I had to stop taking apps and make the decision...


I'm happy to present...

TEAM MONSTER

http://www.imageshack.us/img2/9743/teammonster1.jpg

Theyve already been a tremendous help to me. I just need to get them fitted for little "Team Monster" hats...
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Monsterland Is (NOT)Open Again!!! (http://68.43.66.69:66/monsterland.htm) (dont say you werent warned...)

"Trying is the first step towards failure."
http://www.bodo.com/simpsons/zhomerb.gif "Well, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is... never try."

[This message was edited by Monster on 04-02-04 at 08:22 AM.]

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[archive_Ulter]

Hey bro, dare ain't no pic dare

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school." -Albert Einstein

[Monster]

There we go... new picture host... I wasnt using it correctly.
Hmmm, something isnt right here...

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-4/689136/teammonster.jpg

Maybe that will work for now.

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Monsterland Is (NOT)Open Again!!! (http://68.43.66.69:66/monsterland.htm) (dont say you werent warned...)

"Trying is the first step towards failure."
http://www.bodo.com/simpsons/zhomerb.gif "Well, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is... never try."

[Pharm Animal]

Dude...isn't that Bill Phillips and Franco Columbu? Bro...that's quite a team...you should REALLY kick ass now! http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

"I feel that an individual knows their body the best. If you KNOW one of my suggestions do not work for you, do not hesitate to drop that idea from your repetoire. Never blindly follow the herd." PA 2001

[archive_LuckyDog]

Monster, you aren't right man...you're just not right... http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Education is a continuous process ending only when ambition comes to a halt.
-Col. R. I. Rees

[Monster]

One of em is going to have a little container of chalk strapped to his head so that I dont need to reach for chalk anymore. It would be right at hand level...

Then we'll have the other carrying a small radio (well, it will be big to him, but anyway...) to play my fanfare music when I enter the gym.
It all very exciting...

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Monsterland Is (NOT)Open Again!!! (http://68.43.66.69:66/monsterland.htm) (dont say you werent warned...)

"Trying is the first step towards failure."
http://www.bodo.com/simpsons/zhomerb.gif "Well, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is... never try."

[archive_Caligula]

Damn, I wish I had my own set of midgets now.

http://www.anabolicfitness.net/images/caligula.jpg

"That Which Does Not Kill You Makes You Stronger"

Curious

[Monster]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Caligula:

Damn, I wish I had my own set of midgets now.

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I got these guys cheap, too. they were working for some place called the lollipop guild, and I guess they were pissed off about how they were being treated there. So I made them an offer and told them they could ride to and from the gym with me (I had to spring for two childrens seats though...)

I honestly couldnt imagine training without their little cheers of "You can do it boss!"

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Monsterland Is (NOT)Open Again!!! (http://68.43.66.69:66/monsterland.htm) (dont say you werent warned...)

"Trying is the first step towards failure."
http://www.bodo.com/simpsons/zhomerb.gif "Well, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is... never try."

[Curious George]

Do you know how happy I am that you don't have a picture of my face?
http://www.anabolicfitness.net/smileys/tounge[1].gif

Take Good Care,

Cg

[archive_LuckyDog]

CG, what are you talking about??? Don't let him fool you folks...CG is the one on the right...I do have to admit though...it's about time you finally grow out those side burns!! http://www.anabolicfitness.net/smileys/banana.gif http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

LD

Education is a continuous process ending only when ambition comes to a halt.
-Col. R. I. Rees

[VOX - DEI]

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[Curious George]

You rotten bastards. http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Take Good Care,

Cg

[archive_Mr. Nobody]

I got my midgets from the flea market. They were kept in the back, behind the dirt parking lot in a cage close to the muddy goats and geese. The local red neck kids were throwing expired produce at them. So, I cleaned them up and gave them a home in my garage, next to the dog cage. I named them midget and gidget. They are still not house trained though and I have no idea on how to break them from scratching and biting each other.
Hence my question to CG: do you have a book, brochure, manual or something about your kind that can teach me to train them? If this does not work out, I might have to return them to the flea market.

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Disclaimer:
Mr. Nobody is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way, shape or form encourage, use nor condone the use of any illegal substances or the use of legal substances in an illegal manner.
The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only and shall not take the place of qualified medical advice.

[Monster]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Nobody:
I got my midgets from the flea market. They were kept in the back, behind the dirt parking lot in a cage close to the muddy goats and geese. The local red neck kids were throwing expired produce at them. So, I cleaned them up and gave them a home in my garage, next to the dog cage. I named them midget and gidget. They are still not house trained though and I have no idea on how to break them from scratching and biting each other.
Hence my question to CG: do you have a book, brochure, manual or something about your kind that can teach me to train them? If this does not work out, I might have to return them to the flea market.

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Mr. Nobody:

When Im at the gym I keep a little spray bottle with me, and when either of them (or CG) act up I just spritz them with water and give a firm "NO!". They'll usually cower and stop what they were doing and behave... its all about positive reenforcment for good behavior and negative for bad.

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Monsterland Is (NOT)Open Again!!! (http://68.43.66.69:66/monsterland.htm) (dont say you werent warned...)

"Trying is the first step towards failure."
http://www.bodo.com/simpsons/zhomerb.gif "Well, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is... never try."

[archive_Mr. Nobody]

great, so you have some experience, thank god.
What do you do when they (or CG) lick their ass and balls? I just tried the spritz method and my midgets just stood there and smiled with their tongue hanging out (propably feels good after all the rotten tomatoes they had to endure).... I dont know, I think mine are defected, what do you think....or should I ask CG?
They also dont like the leash. My gym has rules against loose midgets.....

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Disclaimer:
Mr. Nobody is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way, shape or form encourage, use nor condone the use of any illegal substances or the use of legal substances in an illegal manner.
The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only and shall not take the place of qualified medical advice.

[Monster]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Nobody:

My gym has rules against loose midgets.....

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Mine too... CG got away from me yesterday, and before I could get ahold of him the gym owner grabbed him.
Luckily I had my camera with me to document what occurred...
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http://www.gazette.uwo.ca/2003/April/1/Photos/08_midget.gif

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Monsterland Is (NOT)Open Again!!! (http://68.43.66.69:66/monsterland.htm) (dont say you werent warned...)

"Trying is the first step towards failure."
http://www.bodo.com/simpsons/zhomerb.gif "Well, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is... never try."

[archive_Mr. Nobody]

yep, i think i got ripped off. Mine just rolled in dog shit. Thats it; they are going back.
CG, I was told they were the Michigan Low Land sub species....isn't that your kind?
I took this picture of midget smiling at me:

http://www.beautyworlds.com/images/images/chimpanzee.jpg

Well, either way, I am dissapointed. Next time I will go through a proper midget dealer, I learned my lesson

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Disclaimer:
Mr. Nobody is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way, shape or form encourage, use nor condone the use of any illegal substances or the use of legal substances in an illegal manner.
The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only and shall not take the place of qualified medical advice.

[This message was edited by Mr. Nobody on 04-03-04 at 07:10 PM.]

[Curious George]

We're people too you know? It started with that Damn Wizard of Oz movie. We were treated horrible. When the house fell on the witch, you guessed it, we picked up the house, cleaned the bitch up for the funeral and also served tea.

Next came that Tatoo fella on Fantasy Island. "Yes boss." "The plain boss." Up yours Mr. Rourke. Do your own cooking and cleaning you Bastard.

It's a tough life. Mr N, they were defective and they were the Michigan derivative which is inherently faulty. A Taylor breed no doubt. I will send you the brochure on the Florida Species which come with their very own carrying case. It's a nice touch from a quality business.


Monster, thanks for everything you have done for me. I don't care if you wear a wrestling singlet without a t-shirt or underwear and strut around with grey chest hair hanging out....I have a job to do and I do it.


You rotten bastards! http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Take Good Care,

Cg

[archive_Ulter]

"I will send you the brochure on the Florida Species which come with their very own carrying case."

I'm crying. God that was funny.

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school." -Albert Einstein