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therealj
12-01-2003, 11:57 PM
1) A really spiffy Apple powerbook so I can be trendy while drinking my starbucks
2) a playoff spot for my true love, the Denver Broncos and hopefully a meeting with the Chiefs in this game
3) A zero calorie version of my biggest weakness right now Miller Genuine Draft
4) An Apple Ipod to go with my powerbook
5) A date with Britney Spears and the hope that she drinks at least 8 of the aforementioned zero calorie MGD's while on the date http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
230lbs or Bust
VOX - DEI
12-02-2003, 12:23 AM
hehe
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VOX - DEI
12-02-2003, 12:24 AM
I want four of them too.
therealj
12-02-2003, 12:47 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by VOX - DEI:
I want four of them too.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
What you don't want to date Britney? http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
230lbs or Bust
VOX - DEI
12-02-2003, 10:02 AM
#2
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archive_Caligula
12-02-2003, 11:43 AM
1) A black 350z.
2) An ipod as well...(even though I already have and mp3 player it's always cool to have a 10gig one)
3) NOS for my bike...and may as well toss in a turbocharger as well.
4) Brittany, a hot tub, (and the remaining MGD's after ditching J halfway through their date so she be with a real man). http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif (nothin but love J http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif)
5) And a once a month injectable test prop fina combo with no side effects.
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Curious
archive_Flash
12-02-2003, 01:16 PM
The ipod would make a nice stocking stuffer....
But, if Im gonna dream...
1)A 3,000 sq.ft. house on a hill just outside of Austin, with a fully equipped gym, and hot tub.
2)Black BMW 6 series coupe, standard.
3)Honda CR250F, and a crappy pick-up to get it to the track and back
4)Surgery to fix my sloppy left shoulder.
archive_Mr. Nobody
12-02-2003, 01:52 PM
I want:
1: My wife, kids, close relatives good friends and myself to stay happy, healthy and smart
2: Never worry about bills and be independantly rich with unlimited resources
3: Homes in select places around the world
4: A car, boat, helicopter, private air plane and whatever transport vehicle not yet envisioned in every home
5: A HPTA that crankes out the equivalent of 1g test a week, 4iu GH per day and is in perfect harmony with my body (no sides, hehe)
6: joints, ligaments and muscles that never tear, rip or otherwise get injured
7: To be smart enough to keep up with advances in select fields of interest
8: Dependable, loyal and happy maintenance and support personal for above luxuries
9: NOT to be famous and have all the privacy I desire
Disclaimer:
Mr. Nobody is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way, shape or form encourage, use nor condone the use of any illegal substances or the use of legal substances in an illegal manner.
The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only and shall not take the place of qualified medical advice.
[This message was edited by Mr. Nobody on 12-02-2003 at 05:02 PM.]
Digital Ricky
12-03-2003, 11:09 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Nobody:
I want:
1: My wife, kids, close relatives good friends and myself to stay happy, healthy and smart
2: Never worry about bills and be independantly rich with unlimited resources
3: Homes in select places around the world
4: A car, boat, helicopter, private air plane and whatever transport vehicle not yet envisioned in every home
5: A HPTA that crankes out the equivalent of 1g test a week, 4iu GH per day and is in perfect harmony with my body (no sides, hehe)
6: joints, ligaments and muscles that never tear, rip or otherwise get injured
7: To be smart enough to keep up with advances in select fields of interest
8: Dependable, loyal and happy maintenance and support personal for above luxuries
9: NOT to be famous and have all the privacy I desire
_Disclaimer:
Mr. Nobody is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way, shape or form encourage, use nor condone the use of any illegal substances or the use of legal substances in an illegal manner.
The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only and shall not take the place of qualified medical advice._
[This message was edited by Mr. Nobody on 12-02-2003 at 05:02 PM.]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'm with Mr. Nobody's 2- 9 but my number 1 would be... blonde hair, blue eyes, 110lbs, perferable this waitress i've made progress with at th local country bar.....but just the first 3 would do....thanks santa.....just don't keep her for yourself.... http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Dragon
12-03-2003, 03:01 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> 2) a playoff spot for my true love, the Denver Broncos and hopefully a meeting with the Chiefs in this game
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Awww J! I was just starting to like you untill you posted that, lol! Oaktown Raider's baby!
Would have been worse if you said KC though!
I wish santa would bring me 10 kits of nutropin depot http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
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archive_Bjaarki
12-04-2003, 11:58 AM
I got a kick out of all you guys being hot for Britney. I remember a thread a long time ago, a guy had a brilliant idea for a new version of paperbol. You spread 5000mg of liquid dbol over a Britney Spears poster and let it dry.
About 20mg to a lick .....
Think about it. That would be a nice stocking stuffer for lil' ol' J.
Bjaarki
... Then, do what you have to do.
strober
12-04-2003, 03:09 PM
My sources source.
therealj
12-05-2003, 12:26 AM
this could be my last christmas present ever
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230lbs or Bust
Curious George
12-05-2003, 06:55 AM
A translator that lets me understand women.
Take Good Care,
Cg
archive_pornosonic
12-06-2003, 12:28 AM
What I want for xmas:
1) The ability to time travel. So I can go back in time and kick myself in the ass for moving to someplace cold with way too much snow.
2) 3 month Trip to the south of Spain w/ a villa in Seville.
3)1968 Jaguar E-type Roadster, or 1969 Jaguar XKE (both convertibles and in red)- so I can drive around Spain.
4)Bill Gates to go broke like Steve Martin in the Jerk, but without the happy ending, and no special purpose http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif.
5) Britney - b/c she's not that innocent http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
6) Yankees to beat the Red Sox forever.
RefuseToLose
12-06-2003, 11:10 AM
1) 25 pounds of permanent new muscle (and he could take 50 pounds of fat with him when he leaves so he'd have something for Calista Flockhart or some other skelewhore).
2) Pay off all my debt.
3) A really sweet girl that really loves me and is a little bit pretty.
4) About 120 more credit hours so I can get my masters in pharmacology and get a good job.
Really I just want to be whereI hope to be in 5 years from now.....but now and not have to work for it.
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I will die before I lose.
hoeycow
12-06-2003, 10:29 PM
Let's see here Santa, what would Hoey like? How about...
1) The winning lotto ticket (which would give me #2)
2) More time to be with my baby girl
3) Faster metabolism
4) A great season on the golf course
5) A big Michigan bowl game win
Billy_Bathgate
12-14-2003, 09:09 PM
My life back.
Ive had it with this gettin up at 5 am to goto work crap. Its ruined about all my social and gym time. Im just not made for it. Its cool workin for Lilly and all...but screw that.
I just wanna get back in school. Finish my EMT certification and get a good placement. Get my MCATS, GRE out of the way. Apply and get accepted in Med school of my choice an location (please let me get in Indy or Muncie and not friggen Terra Haute or Evansville!!!) Put a decent lift on my jeep.Get my finances straightened out. Take a little vacation and maybe some travel (stop by Ulter and Dancers house) Get back into lifting regularly again. And just enjoy life with my dog and girl (no particular order).
Long list huh...
SteelPreacher
12-15-2003, 06:33 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> My life back.
Ive had it with this gettin up at 5 am to goto work crap. Its ruined about all my social and gym time. Im just not made for it. Its cool workin for Lilly and all...but screw that.
I just wanna get back in school. Finish my EMT certification and get a good placement. Get my MCATS, GRE out of the way. Apply and get accepted in Med school of my choice an location (please let me get in Indy or Muncie and not friggen Terra Haute or Evansville!!!) Put a decent lift on my jeep.Get my finances straightened out. Take a little vacation and maybe some travel (stop by Ulter and Dancers house) Get back into lifting regularly again. And just enjoy life with my dog and girl (no particular order).
Long list huh... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You forgot my house you prick!!!
If we are doing the imaginary thing well then I want 1 Billion dollars! That should get me anything I want as far as materialism goes.
As far as reality, I just want everyone to have a safe healthy and happy Christmas and a 100 times more prosperous year than last.
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Stud Diesel
12-15-2003, 07:41 AM
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>a double-case of Genetech Nutropin Depot.
<LI>2 liters of Upjohn testosterone cypionate.
<LI>a 2K credit with the AF store.
<LI>a 2K credit with protein factory.[/list]
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archive_LuckyDog
12-15-2003, 11:59 AM
A reply to an e-mail that I sent Fonz a while ago...
Oh yeah, and peace on earth...lol http://www.anabolicfitness.net/smileys/banana.gif http://www.anabolicfitness.net/smileys/elephant.gif
I wouldn't mind ownership in AF and Optimum Nutrition either.
LD
Education is a continuous process ending only when ambition comes to a halt.
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archive_Nate
12-15-2003, 07:09 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Curious George:
A translator that lets me understand women.
Take Good Care,
Cg
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
bro,
your wish has come true. the answer lies in this following quote:
"possessions are a girls best friend"
prima
12-15-2003, 10:56 PM
~HULK!
~OX
~Boob Job
~Eradication of morons in the gym
i'm a simple girl, my man, my gear, boobs to suit and an idiot-proof gym!
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therealj
12-16-2003, 12:04 AM
hmmm...I've checked my list and realized I must update it
1) The game with the Chiefs is looking pretty good right now and moves up to number 1
2) Date,beer and hot relations with Britney jumps all the way up to the number 2 spot, but even Miss Spears must realize my Broncos cum...errr...come first
3) A huge wad of cash to build my own super computer on www.ncix.com (http://www.ncix.com). This site is the schizzle my nizzle for us living in Canadizzle
4) The zero calorie version of MGD stays but should probably have some company, namely zero calorie pizza,hotwings,bacon mushroom swiss hamburgers,donuts,cookies,chocolate cake,french fries,nacho chips,chocolate bars,butter, and cheesecake.....we can walk on the moon but can't make junk food healthy. What is it they say about everything good in life, it's either fattening,immoral or illegal http://www.anabolicfitness.net/smileys/banana.gif
5) An AF.net penile maximizing pill that is made deep in Macro's lab and kept secret from the mass public. Only AF members swore to a sacred oath are given the discount code to "Permarextion"
oh and 12 hours of sleep in a 6 hour time frame
Bulking sucks and I've come to realize I will always be 200lbs http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
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