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wags8
07-02-2008, 12:05 PM
I was surprised to see that the distance around my ass was 48"! That's a big ass, isn't it? Hell my chest is only 49". I had to feed these measurements into a website and was shocked to see I have a four foot ass. I'm 6-1, I weigh 242 and my neck is 19". Are these proportions wacky? Or fairly normal?

JG1
07-02-2008, 12:10 PM
I was surprised to see that the distance around my ass was 48"! That's a big ass, isn't it? Hell my chest is only 49". I had to feed these measurements into a website and was shocked to see I have a four foot ass. I'm 6-1, I weigh 242 and my neck is 19". Are these proportions wacky? Or fairly normal?

Holy shit...lol!

JG1
07-02-2008, 12:12 PM
I just checked mine...LMAO. 40" around at the ass. I'm 5'8" 225ish. Neck is 18.25"

48" sounded like a lot at first but at your height i don't think it's so bad.

Mr.Meat
07-02-2008, 12:20 PM
We need the ass-xpert over here... Wheres WonderWoman when you need her?

dubdubs
07-02-2008, 12:26 PM
We need the ass-xpert over here... Wheres WonderWoman when you need her?

Front and center, lol.. we need pics asap of those measurements :D:D:D

btw, I have never measured my hiney. Thanks for the idea, hah - so where did you measure, where its the thicketst? wouldn't that be a hip measurement? grrrrr I need carbs

trivial
07-02-2008, 12:27 PM
She's just gonna ask for pics....

dubdubs
07-02-2008, 12:29 PM
She's just gonna ask for pics....

girl you know me too welll Shush - stop giving me a bad rep around here. And I got my eye on only one ass, so its just for development and critique purposes :tongue3:

wags8
07-02-2008, 12:29 PM
We need the ass-xpert over here... Wheres WonderWoman when you need her?

WW does have a wonderful Nelson Montana. She'll probably ask for pics but I'm not shaving 4 feet of ass, so be careful what you wish for. lol

dubdubs
07-02-2008, 12:31 PM
WW does have a wonderful Nelson Montana. She'll probably ask for pics but I'm not shaving 4 feet of ass, so be careful what you wish for. lol

oh thanks..:kiss: - Mr. M hasn't seen my hiney, I took that pic down, hah!

Mr.Meat
07-02-2008, 12:58 PM
oh thanks..:kiss: - Mr. M hasn't seen my hiney, I took that pic down, hah!

Damn girl you had your hiney pics up and I missed them? That blows... Well I suppose I can mentally deduce what yer hiney may look like. So step one Think of a nice kick-ass hiney, wearing a thong of sorts, ridding a spin bike and Voila we got ourselves a tent ;)

wags8
07-02-2008, 01:22 PM
Damn girl you had your hiney pics up and I missed them? That blows... Well I suppose I can mentally deduce what yer hiney may look like. So step one Think of a nice kick-ass hiney, wearing a thong of sorts, ridding a spin bike and Voila we got ourselves a tent ;)

No wood allowed on a thread about my ass. Oh great you've scared it and it wants to run....

dubdubs
07-02-2008, 01:24 PM
No wood allowed on a thread about my ass. Oh great you've scared it and it wants to run....

LOL it was rather flattering Wags.. minus the thong part :hi5:

TheSuaveOne
07-03-2008, 12:03 PM
Haha, I have a squaters ass. Sad part is, squats are all I do for legs, so there isn't helping it unless I drop them for a more isolated group of leg exercises. I have to go out and buy a few new pairs of work pants. I've recently started bulking again, and my ass now appears to be eating my current dress slacks when I put them on. LOL...la

JG1
07-03-2008, 01:03 PM
Haha, I have a squaters ass. Sad part is, squats are all I do for legs, so there isn't helping it unless I drop them for a more isolated group of leg exercises. I have to go out and buy a few new pairs of work pants. I've recently started bulking again, and my ass now appears to be eating my current dress slacks when I put them on. LOL...la

I think relying on hack squats and leg presses for size saved my ass from getting huge. If I squatted year round I'd have a Ronnie Coleman ass.