Whats the dumbest thing you've ever done?

[archive_Flash]

Come on. Fess up!

Whats the dumbest thing you've ever done?

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[archive_Killer]

Are we talking gym realted or in life?

[archive_Flash]

Life.

I'm thinking about this one before I post mine. Ive doen so much stupid shit its hard to keep track.

[therealj]

I once dated a girl that was at least 8lbs overweight

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[archive_Caligula]

That's a tough question...because it seems that the dumbest things that I have ever done have benefited me in some way or another by at least the lesson that I have learned.

I lied to my girlfriend once and got caught...that was pretty dumb. I learned a lesson though.

I tried "ice-skating" once on my pool when it was froze over. It's amazing how cold water can get...

I went deep-sea fishing once without taking dramamine and it was right after a Hurricane. That was the most miserable moment of my life.

I super glued my hand to a table at school once...I learned a lesson from that too.

I tried to drink 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes.

I'm with flash on this one...there is far too many stupid things to list.

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"That Which Does Not Kill You Makes You Stronger"

Curious

[archive_Mr. Nobody]

Well, this is hard, but for some reason several things stands out:

In middle scool I drew my male teacher having sex with a donkey (back then I had great comics skills) and showed it around under our benches when he noticed and sped my way... I quickly retrieved my drawing and ate it, lol had to memorize a 200 line boring ass poem;

When 17 I told a guy to eat pork 3 times a day to gain muscle mass, lol that was actually funny cause he was so fat after 2 months but happy about his weight gain, lol, I shudder to think about his cholesterol

drank some herbal tea I got when I was 18 from another clown (not unlike me, lol) that was supposed to increase my test but made my sweat in the gym stink like dry horse piss....Apparently based on the odor in the gyn I was not the only victim, lol

Injected from a broken glass amp (16 years old)

was chased by a guy with a knife for fucking his girlfriend, lol (18 years old)

see the pattern, well then look below

did 14iu of humalog (not too long ago)

Jesus, I could go on forever, I did stupid shit all my life and will continue with that proud tradition for a while to come http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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[archive_Ulter]

I wish I didn't have so many to pick from.

As a kid, I would have to say getting into a bull ring with a bull when I lived in Mexico City with a red cape. Don't ask me why I thought I was going to be able to bullfight. I was an idiot. The guy who brought me there was a real bullfighter and saw me in time to run over and start yelling at me to run for the wall, which I did, and the bull (not yet full grown) stopped coming toward me. I probably wouldn't be typing this if he hadn't seen me. I was 13.

[VOX - DEI]

If I posted about mine some people might recog. me. I could only think of one that I regretted. All of the mistakes I've made turned me in to better(selfish) person. I now no longer attempt to "help" other people. I no longer accept someone's word at face value. I may be misguided, but there's plenty of time to give back to the community when I'm dead, like giving 200 mil to NPR.

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[archive_Mr. Nobody]

Ulter: did you wave the red cape like a real matador or did you wear it and ran (fly) around "superman style"? I have this mental image......

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[archive_Ulter]

No I actually had it draped over a sword like the guys I watched on Sunday's in the Big Ring. My mother was dating the number one bullfighter from Chile at the time and I would go watch him train. It looked pretty easy with the smaller bulls but looking back on it, it could have been a very painful experience.

[therealj]

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[archive_Caligula]

I just remembered a great one.

I looked up the anarchy cookbook online and learned how to make a pipe bomb. I decided I would try my first one out by blowing up a small cookie decanter. To avoid flying shrapnel I the bomb in the decanter and put it in an old wood buring stove in my garage (it was mostly wrought iron) and lit the fuse and ran out. BOOM! Went back in and there was ash everywhere. When the ash cleared the stove looked like a tin can that had hit by TNT. To say the least my parents weren't pleased with my little experiment when they got home. http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

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"That Which Does Not Kill You Makes You Stronger"

Curious

[therealj]

In no particular order

1) Broke the hatch window on a teachers honda civic with a rock when I was in grade 6, it was an accident but try and explain that when you are the class clown

2) Went camping and got really drunk in high school, which I did all them time so that's no big deal. But getting up the next morning and climbing about 50-75 feet to the top of a fire watch tower and taking a shit off it was interesting, I even have a picture http://www.anabolicfitness.net/smileys/lol2[1].gif

3) Cheating on my girlfriend on Valentines day by going to an early movie with a new hot girl at school, then upon leaving the movie I ran into my current girlfriend who was waiting in line to see the late show

4) Leaving the gym one day in high school I ran and kicked the door open, the problem was that move propelled me straight up into the metal door frame splitting my head open, good thing I had a hat on as it was more of a surface wound,lol

5) This one will be viewed as dumb by many of you but for me it's my defining moment http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif . In grade 10 my first high school girl friend Carla came to my house on a Sunday during football season. I was watching the Broncos play the Seahawks, and 10 years ago about the only time I could see my Broncos play was when they played the Hawks which is my local coverage. Carla was working on a school project and had some people over at her house, it was some stupid thing she needed to film and she was trying with all of her might to get me to come to her house and participate, I tried over and over to explain to her that my Team, my man Elway was on and it wasn't going to happen. Then she made me the offer that was my earliest defining moment, come help her and after everyone leaves we'll have sex, which hadn't happened yet ( or ever ) between us. I'm quit proud of probably being the only 15 year old in north America willing to turn down sex to watch a football game http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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[archive_MR. BMJ]

WTF????? Mr. Nobody, I didn't know that was you. You're lucky I didn't catch you ya tiny bastard. I sill have that knife too.

I look back now, and I laugh at the way you were running with those pink tighty-whities and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shirt. http://anabolicfitness.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I'll have to give this some thought as well. I've done some dumb things too.

BMJ

[archive_Flash]

Im going to take this chronologically.

4yo-discoved that you didnt need snow to sled. I found a snow sled in the closet from a recent trip http://www.anabolicfitness.net/smileys/idea.gif. I trucked it up to the top of the stairs, got on, and let loose. I went all the way to the brick fireplace. ouch.

5yo-remember those plastic cars you could pedal? I had one of those, and one of the older kids in the neighborhood had an 80ccc dirtbike. all we needed was a rope. Somehow we bind the two, and I get in and at some point the car flips...on the concrete...and Im only wearing a pair of shorts, no shirt or shoes. I got cut the fuck up. I still remember that road rash.

12yo-found out you cant ride a skateboard at high speed downhill. who knew. more road rash.

14yo-got sick of being called "smart dude in the vans" and quit studying. This was the begining of a bad trend.

17yo-dropped out of highschool

19yo-met a girl at a club and hit it off. she wants me to come back to her place, but I cant cause Im broke and dont have enough gas to drive across town. She says dont worry, she'll lend me some $$. Cool. We wnd up just sleeping..what the fuck was I invited over for? anyway, the next morning I wake up...Its not really her place, its her Dads. He's home, and not surprised Im there? WTF! Anyway, Im all awkward, and I ask her for a coupple of bucks for gas. She asks her dad, and He says sure, If I mow the lawn. Fucking amazing. Anyway, I mow the lawn, get the fuck out of there and pray I never see that girl again.

Im sure Ive got more, but there hidden from my conscious for security reasons.

[Tripp]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Flash:
Life.

I'm thinking about this one before I post mine. Ive doen so much stupid shit its hard to keep track.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

When I was a fresnmen in college, I streaked the quad about 3am in the morning. I did it with my pledge brothers, so we could all get our pins back. Well we were arrested without any clothes and put on academic probation. My football coach was pissed too.

tripp OUT............................................... .......................................

[BigAndy69]

I bought a woman a $700 bracelet after seeing her for 1 month.

When I was younger I hit a guy in the head with a tire iron. He deserved it but it was very very stupid. I could have killed him. I'd still be in jail.

I allowed myself to get up to 290lbs once.