6 Truths

A L · 05-01-2008, 04:37 PM

I just got this email from a friend of mine - Interesting stuff.

6 TRUTHS OF LIFE:

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth',
will try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I don't care if you lick windows, take the special
bus, or occasionally pee on yourself...

You hang in there sunshine

*Bunny* · 05-01-2008, 04:41 PM

"I don't care if you lick windows, take the special
bus, or occasionally pee on yourself..." LOL

ILIEKFUDE · 05-01-2008, 04:44 PM

NUMBER ONE ISNT EVEN TRUE!
WTF! I STOPPED THERE!

(syke)

Kabeetz · 05-01-2008, 04:57 PM

I didn't need a test to let me know I was an idiot, but it was nice to have the confirmation.

Hidngod · 05-01-2008, 05:27 PM

That's friggin hilarious. My wife sent me this very email at about 13:00. I LOL'd then, too.

05-01-2008, 04:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
A L YOKED Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Controlled Aggression Posts: 3,063 Rep Power: 335014	6 Truths I just got this email from a friend of mine - Interesting stuff. 6 TRUTHS OF LIFE: 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You will soon forward this to another idiot. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus, or occasionally pee on yourself... You hang in there sunshine

05-01-2008, 04:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
Bunny Rara avis Bunnylicious Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Yo, I'm on a short hiatus. Love you all! Muah! Posts: 9,341 Rep Power: 618404	"I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus, or occasionally pee on yourself..." LOL __________________ *Brief Bunny* History**......My Blog Anafit Sponsored Athlete - The AF Store

05-01-2008, 04:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
ILIEKFUDE Indeed You Are Powerful.. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The Death Star Posts: 2,714 Rep Power: 133797	NUMBER ONE ISNT EVEN TRUE! WTF! I STOPPED THERE! (syke) __________________ "Consider the Predator. Let your soul be armoured with Faith, driven on the tracks of obedience which overcomes all obstacles, and armed with the three great guns of Zeal, Duty and Purity." My Training Log

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05-01-2008, 04:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Kabeetz Gold Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: N.Y. Posts: 6,749 Rep Power: 230441	I didn't need a test to let me know I was an idiot, but it was nice to have the confirmation.