!!!!BUSTED!!!!

[Monster]

Mabye this was mentioned, and if so I missed it...
I just saw on The Daily Show (ok, not legitimate news, but I hadnt heard anywhere else) that that goof-ball that was in Musclamag magazine with the giant synthol arms was busted for selling gear! Aparently it was 3 month operation that set him up... thats all I got, since they were making fun of him and not real concerned with the story.
Geez, nothing like selling gear and then going ahead and advertising to the general public that you use. He should have just faxed a copy of his list tto the cops...

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"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy"

"My existance is a ripple through time"

[Temple]

Good God Monster - don't scare us like that!!!!!! Don't hear from you for a week or so and then you come back with a title like !!!!!BUSTED!!!!!

[blueyedkowgrl]

yeah monster temple is right. i thought we were going to have to start a defense fund or something!

but that is funny! some people are just dumber than a box of rocks!

[JuicyGirl]

Who was it?

[Monster]

Juicy, it was that guy from Musclemag who (if I remmber right) admitted to using synthol. I know he admitted to gear use.
Heres a pic from his site. Now ladies, be careful not to swoon when you see these big, sexy guns!


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"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy"

"My existance is a ripple through time"

[Monster]

Notice if you will that his tricep appears to have a bicep peak to it! While his bicep has 2 heads forming! Two heads are better than one I guess?

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"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy"

"My existance is a ripple through time"

[Kaizen]

Ack! Gag!

Getting busted might be good for him...It would let his body return to semi normal!! Shit his arms look like he's deformed..... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

[blueyedkowgrl]

ewwww that is so disgusting. I just don't understand the reason for wanting to look like that. people like him give bodybuilders a bad name.

[Kaizen]

He's kind of got that weird doberman look in his eye too.... Must be the synthol...that or all the blood rushing to those extraordinarily freaky arms has oxygen starved his brain....hmmm....

[blueyedkowgrl]

his forearms look like popsicle sticks. I really think that fella is a few bricks shy of a full load!! i still just don't get it. its not attractive at all! it looks absolutely stupid. it reminds me of those women you see on jerry springer that have those HUGE breasts you know a triple z or something like that and their bodies weigh 80 lbs dripping wet. And they look like they are going to topple over. just plain stupid looking!

[Monster]

Kaizen:

Its all the blood from his body rushing into his arms! Theyre so big it requires all the blood in his body to fill them!
Trust me, I know from first hand experiance... I get the same when when Im "aroused". [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

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"My existance is a ripple through time"

[Monster]

Wow! I got away with that comment all night! I didnt think it'd make it that long [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

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[blueyedkowgrl]

men [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]
lol

[Temple]

and is it pumped full of synthol and have two heads????? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

[Kaizen]

My God! Monster!

I think I see some money making opportunities here ladies....

We can put monster on the talk show circuit with the triple Z boob girls....Hmmm--- I see some some fabulous opportunities to make BBing a wildly popular spectator sport.... We'll put the triple Z boob girls on a couple of cycles to give 'em just a bit of muscle and definition...then we'll make sure to --um-- assist Monster's synthol appendage into it's "state" (this is going to require that Monster be a little oxygen starved to
the brain) We put him in one of those marble bag g-strings and have him and the girls do a pose down in fornt of NPC banners!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[Monster]

Monster's official statement:

"As I was in no way prepared to back up statements previously made in regards to any implied "endowment", I would like to therfore withdraw said comments. In no way does this statement constitute an admission of exageration, nor does Monster in any way confirm or deny any "endowments" either percieved through erroneous statements or rumors which may have been generated by a set of nude and nude/action pictures which were previously circulated by a disgruntled, spurrned lover. Monster, Monster Inc., and it parent corporation Low Hung Industries, in cooperation with Organon and the Better Living Through Chemistry Society would like to appologise for any misleading or offensive materials released by the afformentioned individual, Monster. To the best of our recolection, he in no way intended to misrepresent himself. In the definition he was given for "well endowed", he felt he fit the description and therefore in no way pergured himself in the eyes of the lovely (and nonjudgemental) women of the Anabolic Fitness community. Thank you."

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"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy"

"My existance is a ripple through time"

[Kaizen]

Bwahahahahahahahahha!!!

Per order of the Committee of the Superior Gender Anabolic Fitness Branch: Monster, Monster Inc., and its parent corporation Low Hung Industries, in cooperation with Organon and the Better Living Through Chemistry Society, heretofore referred to simply as Monster, is relieved of any and all responsibility to supply physical proof of claims based on prior misrepresentative statements. Said mercy is granted based on common knowledge that a preponderence of individuals of the other gender are prone to flights of fancy and extraordinary claims in reference to particular appendages and such claims are regularly found false. The Committee of the Superior Gender has found in its research that this category of statement is best considered in reference to the Americans with Disabilities Act under statute P, part 2. "...male individuals are exempt from proof of endowment based on genetic inability to correctly determine 6 inches from 12 inches." To whit, Monster is not held to the common law of Evidence.

[img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[blueyedkowgrl]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my oh my!! too funny!! "...male individuals are exempt from proof of endowment based on genetic inability to correctly determine 6 inches from 12 inches." ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ain't that the truth!!LOL
but if was going to be funny when someone told him he had to prove it! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[Monster]

Its good to be off the hook! I was afraid of needing to show photographic evidence, so I was doing a little cut and paste with Photoshop... but it wasnt turning out too well [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif[/img]

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"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy"

"My existance is a ripple through time"

[archive_Ulter]

Monster when you do that in Photoshop, it is much easier and turns out better if you use photos of men of the same race.

[WarLobo]

It's threads like these that I am at a lost for words.... You all crack me up. Good thing we're all not in the same town - we would never get anything done!

LAte

Lobo