I'm surrounded by purves!

cranny · 03-24-2008, 03:49 AM

Last week it was a dirty old man in our gym. Now it's my cousin at Easter. My wife tells me as we were leaving my aunts' house for Easter to go out the side door. I ask why and she says, "so I won't get kissed in the mouth by your cousin again." WTF!? He's prob. 15-20 yrs older than my wife. You know I nice hug, hell, maybe even a peck on the cheek. That's cool but on the lips? Come on. Gotta love the family rednecks.

Tweak · 03-24-2008, 05:59 AM

Gross. That would be so uncomfortable.

TrenAman · 03-24-2008, 06:00 AM

you said rednecks, you are a racist!!! nah just kidding, lol, man that is messed up, was he drunk or something?

Meau · 03-24-2008, 06:06 AM

Hey...if she aint good 'nouf for kin, she aint good 'nouf for you.

LOL....and you're posting about pervs on THIS board?

On a serious note...I'm with ya...WTF?

Kabeetz · 03-24-2008, 06:07 AM

There's one perv in every family. And if you can't figure out who it is, then guess what, its you!

Mr. Cooper · 03-24-2008, 06:08 AM

I have a relative that is like this. Most people just steer clear of him.

cranny · 03-24-2008, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by TrenAman

you said rednecks, you are a racist!!! nah just kidding, lol, man that is messed up, was he drunk or something?

Bro, I live in middle GA. Most of my family and freiends are red as hell to some degree

. Nah, he wasn't drunk but apparantly in talking to other family members he'll do this to just about any female. I guess in his eyes it's OK and innocent. He's never made any type of advances on anyone that I know of before. He just likes a big kiss from his in laws I guess. He's our Dale Earnhardt wanna be family member. Looks and dresses like him. Nothing against big Dale, I was an avid fan when he was still living. But My whole closet isn't full of back No.3 t's and hats for everyday dressing.

C_T · 03-24-2008, 06:14 AM

LOL my great aunt kissed me on the mouth over easter

Meau · 03-24-2008, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kabeetz

There's one perv in every family. And if you can't figure out who it is, then guess what, its you!

Ha! There is statement:

Statistically, 25% of the population has mental disorders. Look at three of your friends...if they're normal, it's you!

TrenAman · 03-24-2008, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by cranny

Bro, I live in middle GA. Most of my family and freiends are red as hell to some degree

. Nah, he wasn't drunk but apparantly in talking to other family members he'll do this to just about any female. I guess in his eyes it's OK and innocent. He's never made any type of advances on anyone that I know of before. He just likes a big kiss from his in laws I guess. He's our Dale Earnhardt wanna be family member. Looks and dresses like him. Nothing against big Dale, I was an avid fan when he was still living. But My whole closet isn't full of back No.3 t's and hats for everyday dressing.

Well my father in-law has an ENTIRE room with nothing but racing posters of DE, cars and all kinds of DE junk everywhere. He could not be more proud of his collection, lol. So I hear you!

thedreamthief · 03-24-2008, 07:20 AM

One of my friends in college was nicknamed the "hip hugger" by all the females. Whenever he would see them and give them a hug, he would thrust his hips into their hips ... hence the "hip hugger"

Blut Wump · 03-24-2008, 07:44 AM

What's the point of having female relatives if you can't cop a quick snog from them at Easter?

TrenAman · 03-24-2008, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Blut Wump

What's the point of having female relatives if you can't cop a quick snog from them at Easter?

solidspine · 03-24-2008, 08:10 AM

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Bro, I live in middle GA.

Well that explains a lot,

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Statistically, 25% of the population has mental disorders. Look at three of your friends...if they're normal, it's you!

Does 25% of the country live in Dixie?

ILIEKFUDE · 03-24-2008, 09:34 AM

theres always that one fuckin dork in the family cop'n feels n mouth smacks at family events aint there? fuckin dopes...

03-24-2008, 03:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
cranny Runs with scissors Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Testville Posts: 1,351 Rep Power: 199134	I'm surrounded by purves! Last week it was a dirty old man in our gym. Now it's my cousin at Easter. My wife tells me as we were leaving my aunts' house for Easter to go out the side door. I ask why and she says, "so I won't get kissed in the mouth by your cousin again." WTF!? He's prob. 15-20 yrs older than my wife. You know I nice hug, hell, maybe even a peck on the cheek. That's cool but on the lips? Come on. Gotta love the family rednecks.

03-24-2008, 05:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
Tweak Probably kind of sweaty Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Banana phone Posts: 4,425 Rep Power: 578524	Gross. That would be so uncomfortable. __________________ Tweak's 2009 Ms Natural MN Log

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TrenAman Healing to Suffer Again Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: C-Town Posts: 2,974 Rep Power: 196863	you said rednecks, you are a racist!!! nah just kidding, lol, man that is messed up, was he drunk or something? __________________ alive to live, not to believe.

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thedreamthief Gold Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Atlanta Posts: 498 Rep Power: 26470	One of my friends in college was nicknamed the "hip hugger" by all the females. Whenever he would see them and give them a hug, he would thrust his hips into their hips ... hence the "hip hugger" __________________ Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you.

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ILIEKFUDE Indeed You Are Powerful.. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The Death Star Posts: 2,714 Rep Power: 133799	theres always that one fuckin dork in the family cop'n feels n mouth smacks at family events aint there? fuckin dopes... __________________ "Consider the Predator. Let your soul be armoured with Faith, driven on the tracks of obedience which overcomes all obstacles, and armed with the three great guns of Zeal, Duty and Purity." My Training Log

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Meau Gold Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,153 Rep Power: 150777	Hey...if she aint good 'nouf for kin, she aint good 'nouf for you. LOL....and you're posting about pervs on THIS board? On a serious note...I'm with ya...WTF?

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Kabeetz Gold Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: N.Y. Posts: 6,749 Rep Power: 230441	There's one perv in every family. And if you can't figure out who it is, then guess what, its you!

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Mr. Cooper Gold Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 219 Rep Power: 11060	I have a relative that is like this. Most people just steer clear of him.

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C_T Gold Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 137 Rep Power: 1620	LOL my great aunt kissed me on the mouth over easter

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