Congrats to Mr and Mrs MONSTER!

[Cocktails]

Hey Monster!! Congrats to you and the Mrs.
Email me the addy to my Hush. I've got some wine I need to send you!!

[Monster]

Oh yeah... that thing.

I got married on June 4... no big to-do or anything... kind of like a Beauty and the Beast thing (and Im no beauty!). Small and private...

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Monsterland Is (NOT)Open Again!!! (dont say you werent warned...)

"Trying is the first step towards failure."
"Well, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is... never try."

[archive_Loco]

Why didn't you tell us dude?

CONGRATULATIONS!!

[SteelPreacher]

congrats bro! Now I suppose it's not long till we see some little Monsters or Monster Jr.s running about.

Winners see problems as just another way to prove themselves! D.T.

Congrats bro.. best of luck.
I did the same thing 21 years ago...

Doggy

[archive_Iron God]

Congrats I got married too. ANd I didn't even know half the people there.

[Pharm Animal]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Iron God:
Congrats I got married too. ANd I didn't even know half the people there.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's what happens when you let "her" do invitations... and I quote Mr.N at his wedding: "Your cousin WHO???"

Congrats Monster and Mr N!!!!!

(And yeah! why didn't you two tell us?!?!)

"I feel that an individual knows their body the best. If you KNOW one of my suggestions do not work for you, do not hesitate to drop that idea from your repetoire. Never blindly follow the herd." PA 2001

[archive_Ulter]

Congrats Monster!!

We can't really call her Mrs Monster though.

I referred to Fitness Chick and Mrs God and I don't think she was comfortable with that.

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school." -Albert Einstein

[archive_Killer]

Congrats!!!!

[Pharm Animal]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulter:
...We can't really call her Mrs Monster though.

I referred to Fitness Chick and Mrs God and I don't think she was comfortable with that.
...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Well at least now you all know what to call my Mrs. once I make her my Mrs

(Say it's not so...the lifetime bachelor is talking about having a Mrs...WTF has this world come to?)

Hi PQ!

[PQ]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pharm Animal:
(Say it's not so...the lifetime bachelor is talking about having a Mrs...WTF has this world come to?)

Hi PQ! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

HOLY SHIT! Let me pick my jaw up off the floor, finish my happy dance and I'll post something coherent later!

[Curious George]

Wow....everyone is getting married.

I didn't know half the people at my wedding either IG.

Monster and the Mrs make a wonderful couple....As long as he doesn't get hungry in the middle of the night and mistake her for a big steak they will be alright.

Congrats to all the married folk and the pre and post-married folk.

Take Good Care,

Cg

[archive_Mr. Nobody]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulter:
Congrats Monster!!

I referred to Fitness Chick as Mrs God and I don't think she was comfortable with that.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Hahaha, tell IG I will call him Mr. Fitnesschick instead

OH yeah, congrats Mr. Monster and tell her that your elephant trunk (from previous avator) was donated by Mr. N. after his penis reduction operation. Mrs N. is much happier with 18 inches instead of the 3' schlong she had to wrestle with before

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Disclaimer:
Mr. Nobody is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way, shape or form encourage, use nor condone the use of any illegal substances or the use of legal substances in an illegal manner.
The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only and shall not take the place of qualified medical advice.

[archive_Mr. Nobody]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pharm Animal:
That's what happens when you let "her" do invitations... and I quote Mr.N at his wedding: "Your cousin WHO???"

Congrats Monster and Mr N!!!!!

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


I only donated my excess material to the Mini Monster fund. That does not make me married to nor responsible for him. Although, I have to repremand Monster on his usage of my gift. It is supposed to be treated with respect and handled by female hands only, you know......I have phantom feelings still and know what you are doing all the time

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Disclaimer:
Mr. Nobody is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way, shape or form encourage, use nor condone the use of any illegal substances or the use of legal substances in an illegal manner.
The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only and shall not take the place of qualified medical advice.

[GymRatNYC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pharm Animal:
Congrats Monster and Mr N!!!!!

(And yeah! why didn't you two tell us?!?!)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I didn't know Monster and Mr. Nobody were finally hitched.... I knew there was a love affair going on!

[Mister B.]

Congrats!

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"... my mom says I'm cool..."
-- Milhouse

[archive_Flash]

Congratulations!

I wish you and your wife a lifetime of happiness.



-'Go that way. Really, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.'

[archive_Dancer]

To only one of them or both?

"All I have in this world are my balls and my word, and I dont break them for no one" -Scarface

[Monster]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dancer:
To only one of them or both?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Youre out of the loop

That ended a while ago... shit, almost 2 years ago I think?
Im a regular upstanding guy now. I even ended my much maligned porn career and cut the last of the girls loose last week. I ended every illegal or shady venture I was a part of (except for one computer realted thing, but thats sort of a grey-area thing...).

She didnt ask me to end any of it and supported me in even my most dangerous or hairbrained of schemes. I just decided it was time to do the right thing... it gets old having to find ways to legitamize money that you want to use but cant discuss the origins of.

Its been a HUGE blow to my income and the baller-like lifestyle I had led in the past. But I guess thats one of the ways you know youve found the right one... Youre willing to give it all up because you dont want something to happen to cause the two of you to be apart. Its like finally finding out you have something to lose.

But I didnt walk away empty handed. I stocked "the lab" with the most high tech, state of the art, completly and ridiculously hedonistic equipment I could. I run 2 web servers, 2 dedicated piracy machines, a work station (all on a new Linksys Gigabit router), a digital video editing station (I was in full production of porn DVDs when I hung it up), a GPS equipped laptop, a full in car wireless cracking laptop set up (w/roof mount antenna), an in home wireless access point w/ booster (ecrypted), an in house bluetooth access point, a wireless/bluetooth PDA equipped with grey market software (*wink wink*), cables and dealer software to crack and customize Nextel phones, and a total of just over 1 terabyte of storage.

So dont cry for me Argentina... (for the truth is, I never left you. You being "the game" )

But since I digressed so severly, I'll answer the rest in a new post...

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Monsterland Is (NOT)Open Again!!! (dont say you werent warned...)

"Trying is the first step towards failure."
"Well, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is... never try."

[Monster]

Ok. Here we go :

Loco: Just busy... I only took one day off of work to do it. The mantle of resposibility is a heavy one

SteelPreacher: Dear God NO! Im all about zero population growth... save it for breeders like CG I can find better ways to ruin my life, lol.

Doggy: Thanks. We're a perfet match... I look forward to being able to say "21 years ago".

IG:I sent my wishes to you on the Admin board... and insulted CG at the same time. It was pretty sweet. Congrats to you guys...

PA: Honestly, Ive been so busy. Im out the door by 8am and not back in till 8pm (or so) I manage to hit the board while Im working whenever I can... but you guys are always in my thoughts *sniffle sniffle*

Ulter: Thanks. I really regret not getting to know you and the missus better while I lived there... but I guess my whole "impending insanity" thing put a real crimp in it... Oh, and Mr.Chick sounds better for IG.

Killer: Thanks, and what happened to that fine piece of ass you had up as your avatar before? Now you have that poor undernoureshed girl up? I thought you said any woman under 300lbs wasnt enough woman for you???

PQ: Its that advice I gave him before. He's gotta set the hook before the fish sees some better bait (? a longer worm ?)

CG: ...I promised myself I wouldnt cry...

Mr.N: I'll be sure to give credit where its due...
<BLOCKQUOTE class="**-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Mr. Nobody:
It is supposed to be treated with respect and handled by female hands only, you know......I have phantom feelings still and know what you are doing all the time
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Being that its new, I didnt want my body to reject it, so Im just doing "that" to make sure there is blood flow in it all the time... I swear...

GymRatNYC: Second only to my love affair with buffets!

Mister B.:Thanks. It feels good.

Flash: Thank you... With her it doesnt feel like a lifetime will be enough...

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Monsterland Is (NOT)Open Again!!! (dont say you werent warned...)

"Trying is the first step towards failure."
"Well, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is... never try."

	ASS Nelson Montana