How not to get out of a drug test

big4life · 03-03-2008, 02:40 PM

Cops: Man shot by friend so he could skip work - Criminal weirdness - MSNBC.com

What happened to faking a cough?
Man had friend shoot him in the shoulder so he could skip work, cops say

PASCO, Wash. - Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County said a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.

When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was jogging Thursday. But detectives said Kuch later acknowledged that he asked a friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid a drug test.

The friend had been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Kuch was expected to be charged with false reporting.

Detectives would not say where Kuch worked or whether he still had a job.

ILIEKFUDE · 03-03-2008, 03:26 PM

what a champ

LanT · 03-03-2008, 04:41 PM

YAY- We have our first Darwin Award nominee of the year.

NWMUSCLE · 03-03-2008, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LanT

YAY- We have our first Darwin Award nominee of the year.

I will second that!

solidspine · 03-03-2008, 09:57 PM

Drug test, just get drunk.

Seriously take Xanax on a prescription,

it will blow away any drug test in this country

Any for gear or street drugs,

Parole officer I swear the slut has turned gray since she met me.

Immortalis · 03-04-2008, 04:09 AM

All im sayin is, THAT is hardcore.

I did something similar to this when I was in college. However it didn't involve a gunshot, lol. I wont provide anymore details for fear of being ridiculed, lol

Blut Wump · 03-04-2008, 04:11 AM

Migraine is always a good stand-by excuse. You can embellish it with dizziness, flashing lights, partial blindness, vomiting etc. and still turn up the next day looking as fit as a fiddle.

jenscats5 · 03-04-2008, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LanT

YAY- We have our first Darwin Award nominee of the year.

Not eligible as he's not dead.....

Blut Wump · 03-04-2008, 04:58 AM

Maybe infection will yet set in.

03-03-2008, 02:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
big4life Gold Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Carolina Posts: 507 Rep Power: 33641	How not to get out of a drug test Cops: Man shot by friend so he could skip work - Criminal weirdness - MSNBC.com What happened to faking a cough? Man had friend shoot him in the shoulder so he could skip work, cops say PASCO, Wash. - Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County said a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work. When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was jogging Thursday. But detectives said Kuch later acknowledged that he asked a friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid a drug test. The friend had been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Kuch was expected to be charged with false reporting. Detectives would not say where Kuch worked or whether he still had a job. __________________ “If children have the ability to ignore all odds and percentages, then maybe we can all learn from them. When you think about it, what other choice is there but to hope? We have two options, medically and emotionally: give up, or Fight Like Hell.” Lance Armstrong

03-03-2008, 03:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
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03-03-2008, 04:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
LanT On the AFBoard Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: NE Posts: 1,189 Rep Power: 12115	YAY- We have our first Darwin Award nominee of the year.

03-03-2008, 09:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
solidspine Retired Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,622 Rep Power: 0	Drug test, just get drunk. Seriously take Xanax on a prescription, it will blow away any drug test in this country Any for gear or street drugs, Parole officer I swear the slut has turned gray since she met me.

03-04-2008, 04:09 AM	#6 (permalink)
Immortalis The Prophet Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 3,424 Rep Power: 182401	All im sayin is, THAT is hardcore. I did something similar to this when I was in college. However it didn't involve a gunshot, lol. I wont provide anymore details for fear of being ridiculed, lol

03-04-2008, 04:11 AM	#7 (permalink)
Blut Wump The Venerable Wump Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 7,883 Rep Power: 613808	Migraine is always a good stand-by excuse. You can embellish it with dizziness, flashing lights, partial blindness, vomiting etc. and still turn up the next day looking as fit as a fiddle.

03-04-2008, 04:58 AM	#9 (permalink)
Blut Wump The Venerable Wump Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 7,883 Rep Power: 613808	Maybe infection will yet set in.