I said I'm broke dammit!!

ANIBOLISM · 03-03-2008, 02:29 PM

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
Confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of
Minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
High-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't
Got any money, I'm broke!" As she proceeded to close the door, the young
Man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too
Hasty," he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway
Carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
Manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The
Old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good
Appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.

TrenAman · 03-03-2008, 02:52 PM

lol, very nice

bigsix · 03-03-2008, 03:16 PM

solidspine · 03-03-2008, 04:01 PM

Excellent, bring more like that

03-03-2008, 02:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
ANIBOLISM Max Out!! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Behind you with Duct Tape stretched out Posts: 975 Rep Power: 21256	I said I'm broke dammit!! A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be Confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of Minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in High-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't Got any money, I'm broke!" As she proceeded to close the door, the young Man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too Hasty," he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway Carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse Manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The Old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good Appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. __________________ No one can take from you what you don't give them.

03-03-2008, 02:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
TrenAman Healing to Suffer Again Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: C-Town Posts: 2,974 Rep Power: 196863	lol, very nice __________________ alive to live, not to believe.

03-03-2008, 03:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
bigsix Gold Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: TX Posts: 1,037 Rep Power: 59178	LOL!

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03-03-2008, 04:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
solidspine Retired Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,622 Rep Power: 0	Excellent, bring more like that