joke of the day 2

bigsix · 03-03-2008, 07:07 AM

Three very macho mice are standing around trying to outdo each other.

The first mouse says, "You know those little pellets they put out around the house trying to poison us? I love those things. I eat 'em like candy."

The second mouse, not to be outdone says, "Oh yeah? Well, you know those mousetraps they put out to try to catch us? What I do is get on the trap, grab the cheese, and then flip over onto my back, and when the steel bar comes swinging down I grab it and do bench presses with it."

The third mouse says, "You guys are really a couple of tough mice, and I'd love to keep hangin' out with you here, but I gotta go bang the cat."

bigdamray · 03-03-2008, 07:10 AM

LOL!!

TrenAman · 03-03-2008, 11:05 AM

lol, very nice

03-03-2008, 07:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
bigsix Gold Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: TX Posts: 1,037 Rep Power: 59178	joke of the day 2 Three very macho mice are standing around trying to outdo each other. The first mouse says, "You know those little pellets they put out around the house trying to poison us? I love those things. I eat 'em like candy." The second mouse, not to be outdone says, "Oh yeah? Well, you know those mousetraps they put out to try to catch us? What I do is get on the trap, grab the cheese, and then flip over onto my back, and when the steel bar comes swinging down I grab it and do bench presses with it." The third mouse says, "You guys are really a couple of tough mice, and I'd love to keep hangin' out with you here, but I gotta go bang the cat."

03-03-2008, 07:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
bigdamray Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: North Richland Hills, Texas Posts: 7,687 Rep Power: 487527	LOL!! __________________

03-03-2008, 11:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
TrenAman Healing to Suffer Again Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: C-Town Posts: 2,974 Rep Power: 196863	lol, very nice __________________ alive to live, not to believe.

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