My scared testicles

Tyler Durden · 02-25-2002, 01:09 AM

I can't remember if my nuts have always been like this, but they are always shriveled up. They look and feel like I should be standing in a cold river. Once and awhile in the shower or something they acutally drop down and hang like nuts should, but 99% of the time they are tight, hard, and shriveled.

Why would this be? Any guesses? I don't know if they have always done that, but I know it has been that way since my first cycle which ended just about a year ago. I have no problem with sexuall function except embarrasing comments from women...

Help me.

"YOU ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING KAKIS!"

Steriods are my anti-drug.

archive_therealj · 02-25-2002, 02:28 PM

well you could inject some urine...or just deal with it...I'd just deal with it...

powerhouse · 02-25-2002, 02:55 PM

Bro take some *** then clomid. It will drop those little ones down a notch. Also hang some weights on them in the gym. There is a new Hammerstrength machine that is great. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img]

Cranium Man · 02-25-2002, 06:55 PM

I have the same going on with my nuts also,
Feel fine, always horny. A friend said it could be from Ephredrene HCL, I havent made any effort to drop them but will soon. Going to try clomid,MACA,Chasteberry and Tribulus,..

macho21 · 02-25-2002, 07:14 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tyler Durden:
Once and awhile in the shower or something they acutally drop down and hang like nuts should, but 99% of the time they are tight, hard, and shriveled.
Help me.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL! I feel your pain bro.

maduromon · 02-27-2002, 07:37 AM

I get that a lot when I'm on. Everything goes back to normal after being off for awhile though. What I do a lot of times when I'm on is, have a hot bath just before getting it on with my girlfriend (we live together). The longer, the better. The shower doesn't seem to help, it's got to be a bath.

BigAndy69 · 02-27-2002, 10:19 AM

I get this from ephedrine use and especially adipokinetixs.

archive_Bjaarki · 02-27-2002, 10:42 AM

Is it that your nuts are shrunk? Or that the scrotum is shriveled? Those are two different things.

Gonadal hypertrophy (shrunken nuts) is caused by exogenous hormone use, and occasional programs of H C G might help with that.

A shriveled sack happens when your surface body temperature falls. It's a protective thing your body does, to keep your sperm viable. I'm not sure what your problem is, but those are your options.

Bjaarki

" 'Til the weard of the world, stands, unforgotten,
high under Heaven, the Hero's name!"
Hrolff Krakki's Saga (Iceland)

BECOME SOMEONE'S HERO!

Tyler Durden · 03-01-2002, 02:29 AM

Bjaarki

You know I think it may just be my scrotum that is shriveled. My balls themself seem to be a little smaller than before I ever juiced, but they are definitely bigger than when I was on.

But, what would cause my scrotum to always be shriveled?

"YOU ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING KAKIS!"

Steriods are my anti-drug.

archive_Bjaarki · 03-01-2002, 06:27 AM

So long as your family jewels are happy and in the right place, I wouldn't worry about it.

Like I said, the scrotum contracts when your brain senses that your surface temperature has fallen. Your body wants to make sure that your sperm don't become chilled, because that might temporarily hinder their viability, so it causes your nuts to draw in close to your body where they'll stay warm.

Anything that chills your skin will do this. That includes cool showers, a/c, or heavy perspiration, such as when you're cranked on thermos, or even when you're very anxious.

Have your girlfriend keep 'em nice and toasty, is my advice. She'll know what to do .. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Bjaarki

" 'Til the weard of the world, stands, unforgotten,
high under Heaven, the Hero's name!"
Hrolff Krakki's Saga (Iceland)

BECOME SOMEONE'S HERO!

archive_Mr. Nobody · 03-01-2002, 06:34 AM

speaking of balls.
The biggest balls I ever saw (no, I havent seen many) was in the gym one day. This guy, who was mentally challenged, was taking a shower and I swear to god, his things were the size of 2 tennis balls......I tried not to stare, as did all the other gym members in the locker. His dick was huge too, like a plantain.....
Just neede to share this.... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

Disclaimer:
Mr. Nobody is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way, shape or form encourage, use nor condone the use of any illegal substances or the use of legal substances in an illegal manner.
The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only and shall not take the place of qualified medical advise.

archive_Ulter · 03-01-2002, 07:08 AM

I could have gone the rest of my life without that visual and been just fine.

archive_METHYL MIKE · 03-01-2002, 01:03 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Mr. Nobody:
.....
Just neede to share this.... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img][quote]

Man are you sure you needed to share that? Ive seen some balls in my day but ive learned sometimes eye contact isnt so bad.... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

archive_Mr. Nobody · 03-01-2002, 01:14 PM

Like I said, I tried not to stare, but still could not help noticing....
And since we always talk about shrivveled up nut sacks, above post of mine seemed appropriate. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Disclaimer:
Mr. Nobody is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way, shape or form encourage, use nor condone the use of any illegal substances or the use of legal substances in an illegal manner.
The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only and shall not take the place of qualified medical advise.

MDRThom · 03-02-2002, 12:35 AM

I really wish people would stop staring at me when I shower! Pecker Checkers!

VOX - DEI · 03-02-2002, 01:32 AM

Mr. Nobody, a plantain as in the plant? How big is a plantian? Most bannana's I eat are about 8 inches in length (I think, never measured), that long?

02-25-2002, 01:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
Tyler Durden Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 148 Rep Power: 5371	My scared testicles I can't remember if my nuts have always been like this, but they are always shriveled up. They look and feel like I should be standing in a cold river. Once and awhile in the shower or something they acutally drop down and hang like nuts should, but 99% of the time they are tight, hard, and shriveled. Why would this be? Any guesses? I don't know if they have always done that, but I know it has been that way since my first cycle which ended just about a year ago. I have no problem with sexuall function except embarrasing comments from women... Help me. "YOU ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING KAKIS!" Steriods are my anti-drug. __________________ &quot;YOU ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING KAKIS!&quot; Steriods are my anti-drug.

02-25-2002, 02:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
powerhouse Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 4 Rep Power: 5033	Get your nuts back Bro take some *** then clomid. It will drop those little ones down a notch. Also hang some weights on them in the gym. There is a new Hammerstrength machine that is great. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img]

02-27-2002, 10:42 AM	#8 (permalink)
archive_Bjaarki Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,673 Rep Power: 13546	Is it that your nuts are shrunk? Or that the scrotum is shriveled? Those are two different things. Gonadal hypertrophy (shrunken nuts) is caused by exogenous hormone use, and occasional programs of H C G might help with that. A shriveled sack happens when your surface body temperature falls. It's a protective thing your body does, to keep your sperm viable. I'm not sure what your problem is, but those are your options. Bjaarki " 'Til the weard of the world, stands, unforgotten, high under Heaven, the Hero's name!" Hrolff Krakki's Saga (Iceland) BECOME SOMEONE'S HERO! __________________ First, say to yourself what you would become. Then, do what you have to do.

03-01-2002, 02:29 AM	#9 (permalink)
Tyler Durden Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 148 Rep Power: 5371	Bjaarki You know I think it may just be my scrotum that is shriveled. My balls themself seem to be a little smaller than before I ever juiced, but they are definitely bigger than when I was on. But, what would cause my scrotum to always be shriveled? "YOU ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING KAKIS!" Steriods are my anti-drug. __________________ &quot;YOU ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING KAKIS!&quot; Steriods are my anti-drug.

03-01-2002, 06:27 AM	#10 (permalink)
archive_Bjaarki Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,673 Rep Power: 13546	So long as your family jewels are happy and in the right place, I wouldn't worry about it. Like I said, the scrotum contracts when your brain senses that your surface temperature has fallen. Your body wants to make sure that your sperm don't become chilled, because that might temporarily hinder their viability, so it causes your nuts to draw in close to your body where they'll stay warm. Anything that chills your skin will do this. That includes cool showers, a/c, or heavy perspiration, such as when you're cranked on thermos, or even when you're very anxious. Have your girlfriend keep 'em nice and toasty, is my advice. She'll know what to do .. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Bjaarki " 'Til the weard of the world, stands, unforgotten, high under Heaven, the Hero's name!" Hrolff Krakki's Saga (Iceland) BECOME SOMEONE'S HERO! __________________ First, say to yourself what you would become. Then, do what you have to do.

02-25-2002, 02:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
archive_therealj Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 2,439 Rep Power: 8404	well you could inject some urine...or just deal with it...I'd just deal with it...

02-25-2002, 06:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cranium Man Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 143 Rep Power: 5528	I have the same going on with my nuts also, Feel fine, always horny. A friend said it could be from Ephredrene HCL, I havent made any effort to drop them but will soon. Going to try clomid,MACA,Chasteberry and Tribulus,..

02-27-2002, 07:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
maduromon Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 60 Rep Power: 5515	I get that a lot when I'm on. Everything goes back to normal after being off for awhile though. What I do a lot of times when I'm on is, have a hot bath just before getting it on with my girlfriend (we live together). The longer, the better. The shower doesn't seem to help, it's got to be a bath.

02-27-2002, 10:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
BigAndy69 Gold Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 287 Rep Power: 14896	I get this from ephedrine use and especially adipokinetixs.

03-01-2002, 06:34 AM	#11 (permalink)
archive_Mr. Nobody Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 5,080 Rep Power: 11939	speaking of balls. The biggest balls I ever saw (no, I havent seen many) was in the gym one day. This guy, who was mentally challenged, was taking a shower and I swear to god, his things were the size of 2 tennis balls......I tried not to stare, as did all the other gym members in the locker. His dick was huge too, like a plantain..... Just neede to share this.... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] Disclaimer: Mr. Nobody is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way, shape or form encourage, use nor condone the use of any illegal substances or the use of legal substances in an illegal manner. The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only and shall not take the place of qualified medical advise.

03-01-2002, 07:08 AM	#12 (permalink)
archive_Ulter Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 15,388 Rep Power: 21906	I could have gone the rest of my life without that visual and been just fine. __________________

03-01-2002, 01:03 PM	#13 (permalink)
archive_METHYL MIKE Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 1,010 Rep Power: 6673	[quote]Originally posted by Mr. Nobody: ..... Just neede to share this.... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img][quote] Man are you sure you needed to share that? Ive seen some balls in my day but ive learned sometimes eye contact isnt so bad.... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

03-01-2002, 01:14 PM	#14 (permalink)
archive_Mr. Nobody Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 5,080 Rep Power: 11939	Like I said, I tried not to stare, but still could not help noticing.... And since we always talk about shrivveled up nut sacks, above post of mine seemed appropriate. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Disclaimer: Mr. Nobody is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way, shape or form encourage, use nor condone the use of any illegal substances or the use of legal substances in an illegal manner. The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only and shall not take the place of qualified medical advise.

03-02-2002, 12:35 AM	#15 (permalink)
MDRThom Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 17 Rep Power: 5054	Stop staring I really wish people would stop staring at me when I shower! Pecker Checkers!

03-02-2002, 01:32 AM	#16 (permalink)
VOX - DEI Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 1,175 Rep Power: 7140	Confused Mr. Nobody, a plantain as in the plant? How big is a plantian? Most bannana's I eat are about 8 inches in length (I think, never measured), that long? __________________ __________________________________________________ ___________________________________ If I post anything foolish or incorrect please correct me. Thank you for your cooperation People have way too many convictions in this country. Lighten the fuck up! There is right and wrong, but only God knows which one is which. I am always having trouble finding an answer that I &quot;think&quot; has more right than wrong in it.

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