novocaine

jagerbombme · 03-01-2008, 05:58 PM

wierd question here, anyone know if it's possible, not asking where, but if it's possible out there to get injectable novocaine. this would make getting chest and back waxed possible, mother fucker, i tried it today, holy mother of fucks, i got 40% of my back done, about 25 rips, i had to call it quits, it was becoming mentally traumatic knowing they had tons and tons more to do. i just had them shave me. if i could get novocaine and just numb me up, they could rip away with no worries.

the first rip was very decieving, i don't know why it didn't hurt, i was like oh, that ain't shit, then the second one, i came off the fucking table. i was shaking, my face was beat red i think from increased bp due to the serious pain i was going through. it felt like my skin was getting ripped off. well anyways, thanks for any replies to this

Ulter · 03-01-2008, 07:39 PM

Do you know how many shots you'd need? Like 20-30. You're better off with a standard pain killer. Get oxycontin or Vicodin.

jagerbombme · 03-01-2008, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ulter

Do you know how many shots you'd need? Like 20-30. You're better off with a standard pain killer. Get oxycontin or Vicodin.

LOL, no idea bro, i have tylenol3's, darvocets, flexerils and xanax onhand. do you think that'd really help taking it in advance?

Ulter · 03-01-2008, 07:44 PM

Absolutely. You'll be telling them to do your balls on those.

jagerbombme · 03-01-2008, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Ulter

Absolutely. You'll be telling them to do your balls on those.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

solidspine · 03-02-2008, 12:07 AM

If you want an effective topical or general pain killer, Novocain is not my recommendation.

To do you chest Lidocanie would work well 2-3 shots for neck to waist. Just chest two would be plenty

With a prescription you can buy at any drug store or Costco.

Also it is available in Mexico.

You can also get this cream, At

MedlinePlus Drug Information: Lidocaine Transdermal

solidspine · 03-02-2008, 12:13 AM

You probably are normal so it is sage to not follow my advice with out thought,

I have a tendency to inject, swallow or rub medicine and drugs on or in me, then read the labeling and cautions.

But with the exception of recreational drugs and booze, seriously have never had a problem.

BOZWELL · 03-02-2008, 03:12 AM

just down a few vodkas

jagerbombme · 03-02-2008, 05:48 AM

lol solid

ILIEKFUDE · 03-02-2008, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Ulter

Absolutely. You'll be telling them to do your balls on those.

lol.. something like:
"WAX MY TAINT! SPIT ON ME AND SLAP ME IN THE FACE! Uh, oops."

jagerbombme · 03-02-2008, 07:03 AM

you guys should see these chicks doing this to me. fuckin smokin, one is my brothers fiance however hehehehe

Tux · 03-02-2008, 07:09 AM

You can also get electrolysis or laser hair removal. I'm getting that done whenever I can fit in the time. Takes multiple sessions, and the laser zaps hurt, but nowhere NEAR what a wax would. They numb each area they're going to zap with an ice pack before they zap it... I had two treatments years ago, but I really need like 8-10 lol, before the results are permanent. I get them for free though, I just have to find time to drive 2hrs every time i need one.

mnk · 03-02-2008, 08:50 AM

Did they make the smiley face on your chest like the movie 40 Year Old virgin

boyer · 03-02-2008, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BOZWELL

just down a few vodkas

And a few jagerbombs and you'll be ready!

Ulter · 03-02-2008, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILIEKFUDE

lol.. something like:
"WAX MY TAINT! SPIT ON ME AND SLAP ME IN THE FACE! Uh, oops."

Welcome home.

aahepp · 03-02-2008, 04:11 PM

Actually they make a topical Lidocaine then deadens the skin. This is used on babies when they are getting ready to get circumcised. Most piercing websites sell this as well cause you can use it when getting body parts pierced if you are not a big fan of the pain involved.

jagerbombme · 03-02-2008, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tux

You can also get electrolysis or laser hair removal. I'm getting that done whenever I can fit in the time. Takes multiple sessions, and the laser zaps hurt, but nowhere NEAR what a wax would. They numb each area they're going to zap with an ice pack before they zap it... I had two treatments years ago, but I really need like 8-10 lol, before the results are permanent. I get them for free though, I just have to find time to drive 2hrs every time i need one.

does your insurance cover it or you know someone? i heard it's fucking expensive and if there's a way to get insurance to pay i'd be all over it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mnk

Did they make the smiley face on your chest like the movie 40 Year Old virgin

yes

NOOOooooooooooooooo! hehe

Quote:

Originally Posted by boyer

And a few jagerbombs and you'll be ready!

lmao!!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by aahepp

Actually they make a topical Lidocaine then deadens the skin. This is used on babies when they are getting ready to get circumcised. Most piercing websites sell this as well cause you can use it when getting body parts pierced if you are not a big fan of the pain involved.

ahh really, and it's really lidocaine? i will look for this. i'd like to get my nipples done and heard its' the worst fucking thing you could get done, well, i'd imagine the penile pierce would be brutal, but i heard of bad ass marine mofo's getting nipples pierced and get one done and say fuck the other one, lol

03-01-2008, 05:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
jagerbombme Gold Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,609 Rep Power: 51536	novocaine wierd question here, anyone know if it's possible, not asking where, but if it's possible out there to get injectable novocaine. this would make getting chest and back waxed possible, mother fucker, i tried it today, holy mother of fucks, i got 40% of my back done, about 25 rips, i had to call it quits, it was becoming mentally traumatic knowing they had tons and tons more to do. i just had them shave me. if i could get novocaine and just numb me up, they could rip away with no worries. the first rip was very decieving, i don't know why it didn't hurt, i was like oh, that ain't shit, then the second one, i came off the fucking table. i was shaking, my face was beat red i think from increased bp due to the serious pain i was going through. it felt like my skin was getting ripped off. well anyways, thanks for any replies to this

03-01-2008, 07:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ulter Chairman of the board Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Orlando Posts: 28,326 Rep Power: 457702	Do you know how many shots you'd need? Like 20-30. You're better off with a standard pain killer. Get oxycontin or Vicodin. __________________ > . . When you register at www.theafstore.com make sure you register as an AF Board Member to get the discounted pricing.

03-01-2008, 07:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ulter Chairman of the board Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Orlando Posts: 28,326 Rep Power: 457702	Absolutely. You'll be telling them to do your balls on those. __________________ > . . When you register at www.theafstore.com make sure you register as an AF Board Member to get the discounted pricing.

03-02-2008, 03:12 AM	#8 (permalink)
BOZWELL Snorting halo! Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,037 Rep Power: 13215	just down a few vodkas __________________ LIVE IN PEACE TRAIN FOR WAR...

03-02-2008, 12:07 AM	#6 (permalink)
solidspine Retired Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,622 Rep Power: 0	If you want an effective topical or general pain killer, Novocain is not my recommendation. To do you chest Lidocanie would work well 2-3 shots for neck to waist. Just chest two would be plenty With a prescription you can buy at any drug store or Costco. Also it is available in Mexico. You can also get this cream, At MedlinePlus Drug Information: Lidocaine Transdermal

03-02-2008, 12:13 AM	#7 (permalink)
solidspine Retired Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,622 Rep Power: 0	You probably are normal so it is sage to not follow my advice with out thought, I have a tendency to inject, swallow or rub medicine and drugs on or in me, then read the labeling and cautions. But with the exception of recreational drugs and booze, seriously have never had a problem.

03-02-2008, 05:48 AM	#9 (permalink)
jagerbombme Gold Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,609 Rep Power: 51536	lol solid

03-02-2008, 07:03 AM	#11 (permalink)
jagerbombme Gold Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,609 Rep Power: 51536	you guys should see these chicks doing this to me. fuckin smokin, one is my brothers fiance however hehehehe

03-02-2008, 07:09 AM	#12 (permalink)
Tux Gold Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 136 Rep Power: 1702	You can also get electrolysis or laser hair removal. I'm getting that done whenever I can fit in the time. Takes multiple sessions, and the laser zaps hurt, but nowhere NEAR what a wax would. They numb each area they're going to zap with an ice pack before they zap it... I had two treatments years ago, but I really need like 8-10 lol, before the results are permanent. I get them for free though, I just have to find time to drive 2hrs every time i need one.

03-02-2008, 08:50 AM	#13 (permalink)
mnk Gold Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NYC, NY Posts: 531 Rep Power: 7901	Did they make the smiley face on your chest like the movie 40 Year Old virgin

03-02-2008, 04:11 PM	#16 (permalink)
aahepp Gold Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 940 Rep Power: 77985	Actually they make a topical Lidocaine then deadens the skin. This is used on babies when they are getting ready to get circumcised. Most piercing websites sell this as well cause you can use it when getting body parts pierced if you are not a big fan of the pain involved.

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