Good to see you mate .
Brad.
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I understand how scissors can beat paper and I get how a rock can beat scissors but there is no f*!king way paper can beat rock.
Is paper supposed to magically wrap around a rock and leave it immobile?
Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?
Screw scissors why can't paper do this to people?
Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds.
When I play paper, scissors, rock I always choose rock, then when someone claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say - Oh Shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you asshole!
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