OK, I have thought of something that is actually a GOOD DEED. Which is my mean spirited world is rare
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I have a cousin in Iraq who is actually one of few who is in combat pretty much regularly. He was on the cover of the NY Times "When one shot changes it all" story.
So, as a blood cousin, he is ful blown alcoholic, but you cannot drink over there or even be in possesion of such. So, my incredible mind found a way to trick the military "army".
I buy those half gallon bottles of Listerine mouth wash "yellow colored". I very carefully take off the top plastic seal "because I have to put it back on later" and dump the mouthwash out, filler'up with Jose Cuervo. close it, put the plastic seal back on top "I have this down to a science" and mail it to him. He gets it everytime and he bro's over there simply love me for it. I remember he was on a metal roof for over 2days waiting for insurgents and the only thing they talked about wasa getting back to base to drink the TrenMan's mouthwash!
Tweak, you are a hot chick, go to a bar, get drunk and get laid. If only guys had things in life so easy.