Happy 4th to you all.
Ill be doing the same old family get together. It rocks though... We have tons of food. There will be like 50 family members there maybe up to 70 if everyone comes. So I get full and then eat agian 2 houes later. We have a pool tournament down stairs. Dronk some beer.
Then at night we party a little and my uncle puts on our own private fireworks display. We all pitch in and he gets like 10 grand worth of fireworks. He knows a guy that owns a factory so he can get the really big professional ones. And hes gotten good at shooting them off. Years ago like 6 people would go down with torches and light them one by one..... Now my uncle has them all timed... He lights one fuse and sits down. He knows exactly when and what is going to go off. It rocks.
Last years was a little long though. It was 1 1/2 hours long. Plus the guys in the family had a hard time looking at the fireworks because I brought a stripper to the event. I got in to so much trouble with my aunts
They have all called or texted me and told me no strippers this year... LOL So Im going to bring a female escourt from a service heh heh heh
No.... The kiddos will be with me this year so its family time