Funny
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from re-occurring, she could go to the drug store and get some Nair hair remover and rub it in the ears of the dog once a month.
The lady went to the drug store and got some Nair hair remover. At the register, the druggist told her, 'If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days.'
The lady said, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'
The druggist said, 'If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days.'
The lady said, 'I'm not using it on my legs either; and if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.'
The druggist said, 'Well then in that case, stay off your bicycle for a week.'
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