Trains, Trains................... Joke
Boys and their trains
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-yesar-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All you bastards who want off, get the fuck off now cause we're in a hurry! And all of you bastards that are getting on, get the fuck on, cause were going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for 2 hours. When you come out, you may play with your train set but I want you to use nice language.
Two hours later, the son came out of the bed room and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was pleasant."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of your luggage under you seat. Remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added...
"For those of you who are pissed off about the 2 hour delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen!!"
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